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Ol Will



"All the world’s a stage,

And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages." -Shakespeare

Friday, May 6, 2011

Taking out the Deaf Trash!

I thought I'd take out some bits of Deaf Trash while we're talking about trash. I figured it would be a good way to get things cleaned up and put away.

Trash #1: Sign Language is hazardous to your health and will get you killed by gangsters who think you're stacking. People who wear hoods and use sign language are risking their lives.

Disposal: Stupid people are hazardous to your health and will get you killed. Never believe what stupid people assume.

Trash #2: PSE is what most Deaf people use today to communicate. As a piece of trash, I can verify that only a few people actually use ASL. What's more, I do not need an education or any instruction relating to American Sign Language. I'm a born expert piece of trash and I know all about ASL and Deaf culture.

Disposal: As a piece of trash, your argument is trash. Trash is only capable of making assumptions and moot points. Besides, trash doesn't know how to show it's face. They're ashamed and insecure for they are trash and they don't want to be picked up and hauled off.

Trash #3: It is good to report on other pieces of trash because it helps us boost our self esteem. Nothing is sweeter than the taste of vindication because it helps us forget that we're actually pieces of trash. Trash reporting is addicting.

Disposal: Acknowledge all pieces of trash and dispose of it properly.

Trash #4: Choice words are a reflection of yourself.

Disposal: Trash is Trash.

Now speaking of messes, check out the information below and consider the 309 million people in the United States.

According to the Annenberg Foundation, the average American generates about 4.6 pounds of solid trash a day. This would mean that the average American generates about 1679 annual pounds of solid trash. In other words, a family of 5 generates an average 8395 annual pounds of trash.

Talk about a Trashy Nation.

There are lots of other forms of trash out there but with the numbers already here,..I wouldn't want to overwhelm you further.

"Your reality is not my reality because what you call a reality is actually YOUR fantasy."
-old wise man on the hill

5 comments:

  1. Nice. What about recycled goods? There is hope yet, yea?

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  2. Trash is trash.
    Postulations:
    Trash is to be thrown out, not perpetuated.
    Trash is perpetuated by trashy people.
    Therefore, trashy people are to be thrown out.

    Great minds discuss ideas.

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  3. Deaf Ripple,...

    Reuse, Reduce and Recycle.
    Recycling has increased greatly since the 90's.
    Praise be!

    D-rez...said it best! Gracias.

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  4. Sometimes it's best to NOT recycle certain trash. Sometimes the only way to deal with it is to THROW IT OUT.

    Especially the trashy idea that "intelligent Deaf do not want to interact with Deaf trash." THROW THAT IDEA OUT!

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  5. All I can say is that their reality is their hallucination or should I say their hallucination is their reality? What they talked about Deaf trash is far beyond my apprehension!

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